Topic Of The Week: If I were a Whale

[Steve]

This week's Topic Of The Week question is:

If you were a high rolling whale what would be your first request/demand of a hotle/casino?

[andrea]

I think that if I was a "whale" I wouldn't have to ask, request or demand anything. It would all be there . . .

Andrea in Vegas

[JVegas]

If you were a high rolling whale what would be your first request/demand of a hotle/casino?

Correct spelling... just kidding Steve, love ya..

Chuckle, I was a whale, but I've lost almost 150 lbs.

Ok, to the question: I would ask to meet famous people, like Steve Wynn and Celine Dion and Wayne Newton, and I would love to have one of those world famous cake decorators make a cake for me, although that's not on the diet.
Jim

Merry Christmas Vegas People!
I will be there Jan 10-13.

[TsalagiBob]

This week's Topic Of The Week question is:

If you were a high rolling whale what would be your first request/demand of a hotle/casino?

The first thing that I would request would be a dictionary, so that others
can see how to spell HOTEL!:)

[parisbill]

A Brinks truck to leave with their money

[Alohafri]

Two words: Shiner Bock...and Debra Messing to bring them to me at my whim. ;)

[Boston_Bill]

Id have all my travel expenses comped not just the room.

[pateboo]

I'd ask for an ideal Blackjack set up. Cute and adorable male dealer,who has a great accent but is still easy to understand, cute and adorable male cocktail waiter at my beck and call, who would also bring blender drinks, nice people to play with, who are all non smokers and not pompous know-it-alls. And yes, they'd all be cute and adorable males. :p

[misterKeno]

I'd ask for:

1) single zero roulette
2) 100x odds on craps
3) comped meals for myself, family, friends.. and then, also, a bunch of less fortunate (or even homeless) folks. Give them a nice meal & some royal treatment.
4) pineapple, fresh pineapple (yum!)
5) a suite that has a GENUINELY large tub with jets--the kind that a tall fella can lay in & not have his kneecaps near his chin

matthew

[charlotter]

I want five of the Rio's Chippendales brought to my room, especially the lucious Mr.Kevin Cornell.

[planetbass]

Oh, having just come back from a stay in Vegas during the NFL Rodeo, this is easy...

A suite on the top floor with no-one above me tottering around in heels at 1 or 2 AM.

I had sleep ruined at both the Golden Nugget and Sam's Town because of reveling upstairs. Thank God Delta give you earplugs!

Happy holidays Vegas-lovers!

Chris M
Manchester
England

[JayMagic]

We've all seen the really outrageous high end suites and private villas that the upper tier casinos have for their very top players. I would want one of those and of course, to have been flown in on the private company jet.

It wouldn't hurt to be met by a Rolls limo like the one the Wynn uses.

[talanhart]

It's funny you ask this question, because I have thought about it many times. The food, the gambling and the room are pretty much a given when you are a whale. The one thing I would ask for is an Entourage of great looking people and we would all be dressed in black. We would go from casino to casino and people would wonder who we are.

[cindyinnj]

If I were a whale....

1. A suite/penthouse at Bellagio or Wynn for one full week.
2. Dinner every night at a fancy/swanky restaurant.
3. Limo/driver at my beck and call.
4. Automatic entrance to one or more clubs with my own table with
bottles flowing freely.
5. Any show/performer I want to see.
6. Use of all spa facilities.
7. All of the above will be for my family and friends to enjoy along with me.

[rkelley007]

The best tickets to whatever show I wanted to see comped.
The best Suite, limo, whatever else I required.

[flamingofun]

Easy, I would meet with every headliner star of choice while there. Plus meet a showgirl from Follies/Jubilee and a Chippendale would be fun. I'd want to be in the company of the very best performers. A very Happy Holiday to Steve and all my Vegas Veterns! VIVA

[Turnip579]

A set of the loaded dice that THEY use.

[Sherry]

Well my goodness being a whale means that I would be very big and powerful. I would be surrounded with bodyguards. The spectators would follow me to a very special V.I.P seating at either Caesar's or Bellagio's casino where I would then whip out my $100.00 bills and play every machine in site. I would have one spectacular day at the casino. Now back to reality....whew!! Sherry in cold Michigan:p

[cocoa6929]

if I were a whale I would want my own butler to wait on me hand/foot and to be able to meet celion dion and bette midler-Col

[Hockey53]

If I was a whale, I would want free and clear access to everywhere I wanted to go and not have to worry about paying for anything.I didn't lose 150 lbs.,but I have lost more then $150.:D Also have a limo sent to my house and being flown to Vegas or anywhere I wanted to go on their private jet.

[Dee]

1) Private jet to and from Vegas
2) Personal helicopter/limo
3) Reserved pool area
4) Reserved spot at a craps table
5) My choice of music
4) Fullers ESB

[jrrestoule]

They would fly me to Vegas Wynn's private jet, pick me up at the airport in one of their fancy rolls royce's, set me up in the presidential suite on the top of the building. Steve Wynn would greet me as the car pulls up then have dinner with me so we could chat.

Play blackjack at $100,000/hand playing 7 spots, at a table with good rules! Playing the $1000 slot machines just for fun.

Spa services every day. 24/7 butler service. Fully stocked bar in the hotel room.

I can't even think of all the things I would do or expect! It would definitely be a different and unique experience!

[mishaysdad]

hmm the life of a whale... I'd want that beautiful Sam on Vegas (tv show) to wait on me! But heck I can't even find their hotel, even as many times as I have been in Vegas! LOL

[batteryman]

I like the entourage idea. Maybe add to that a camera crew following us around the casinos and up and down the strip just to create some excitement.


NO GUTS... NO GLORY

[JayMagic]

hmm the life of a whale... I'd want that beautiful Sam on Vegas (tv show) to wait on me! But heck I can't even find their hotel, even as many times as I have been in Vegas! LOL

Bring back Mary for me. Just to blow on dice, if nothing else:D.

[bfunston]

...but if I were a whale, I'd have one of those famous suites stocked with a half dozen 20 something year old babes...naked 24/7!!

[trackman]

My request would be, and there are just a few: a nice room with great shades to keep the sun out so after gambling all night I could catch some sleep, a gambling area to have some smokes with fellow smokers so all the non-smokers could not complain, and last but not least, tell management to treat the regular people the same way you are treating me now cause once this high roller dream is over I will be back with the regular people!! Wishing all a wonderful and happy New Year!!

[Dee]

I recall a shrine/place for prayer set up to honor Shiva at Caesars, I am wondering if this may have been a request by a whale.

[VegasBride]

If I ever reach the whale level I would like the best suite at either Red Rock or Green Valley Ranch. I would play only in the "High Limit" area, and eat at the best restaurants. I would stay as long as I like, and bring along my family on a private jet, of course.:)

Did you notice that not one person mentioned shopping? It was all about eating, gambling, and where they would stay. I am not a shopper myself, because that leaves less money for the machines.