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paula poundstone
01-27-2007, 05:55 PM
Who drinks 17 cans of diet pepsi a day?
Who just wrote a hilarious new book where she juxtaposes her life with legendary characters such as Sitting Bull and The Wright Brothers?
Who’s often spotted wearing a tie, and is the single mother of 3 children?
Who did the Boston Globe say was “at the top of her game” and “never been funnier?”
Who is without peer when it comes to interacting with a crowd?
Who’s going to be in Las Vegas and hardly anyone knows about it yet?

If you answered PAULA POUNDSTONE to any and all of these questions, you’d be right.

Hi, it’s me, Blackie, HepCat’s potentate – the cat who talks to Paula. Well she talks to me, too – when she feels like it – and she wants me to MEOW you in on Paula’s next show in Vegas. No, it’s not for the tourists. It’s for you locals. That’s why Paula isn’t on the strip, but at the:

Boulder Station Casino

4111 Boulder Highway
Las Vegas, NV. 89121
URL: http://www.stationcasinos.com <http://www.stationcasinos.com/
Friday, February 23.

Tickets: are cheap: $22.50, $27.50, $32.50, $37.50; Must be 21 or older – no exceptions. Tickets may be purchased by calling 547-5300 for Las Vegas residents; (866) 264-1818 for guests outside of the Las Vegas area, or at all Station Casinos Rewards Centers, Fiesta Front Desks and The Galleria Mall.

Wow, that’s a mouthful for a person, let alone a cat. My paws are killing me.
Tourists allowed. If you’re lazy like me, just click on the calendar date on PAULA POUNDSTONE’S website @www.paulapoundstone.com for a direct link.

If you haven’t bought Paula’s new book, There’s Nothing In This Book That I Meant To Say, you can do that on her website too. You can even order a personalized bookplate from Paula.

All of this info is being brought to you because you’re on EVERYTHING LAS VEGAS. No other site in town, or in America has this message, for that matter.

Come see Paula at the Boulder Station Casino, Friday, February 23.
Paula will be in the lobby after the show. You can just go on up and say hello.

Purrr
Blackie the Potentate

iam4nd
01-27-2007, 09:11 PM
How cool! Wish we were going to be in Vegas for the show. Guess we'll have to settle for ordering the book instead.;)

P.S. Hey Blackie---Our three cats (Sarah, Tavish, and Clancy) also enjoyed your letter and were envious of your typing skills. They thought perhaps you were declawed but were much too embarassed to ask about neutering!:o

KenoMom
01-28-2007, 11:45 PM
Dear Blackie...

Okay, we confess. We're really a couple of rat terriors but who says cats and dogs can't learn to get along too, huh?

We're sorry that we won't get to play with you next month. Our owner didn't stop to ask us which date she preferred and booked her flight to Las Vegas for March. To add insult to injury, she didn't even ask us to come along for the ride. At the least, we would have tried to sneak more Diet Pepsi in our own designer "hotel in the sky" bag (okay, we admit it's only a travel box but we can still dream big, right?).

Sampson and Lucky